Started thinking about some pirate laws today. For reasons.
- Be ye not on fire
- Pillage before ye burn
- Possession be more important than ownership
- If I licked it, it be mine
- It be Cap’n, not anything else
- No doublin’ up on monikers
- Dying your beard to get a new moniker be acceptable
- Swords be better than guns
- Thar be no pirate laws
- The pirate code be more like guidelines